Stolen meme

I'm shamelessly grabbing this from Trey's blog. That's what he gets for commenting on mine.

Two Words:

1. Explain what ended your last relationship.
Ended? Ended?

2. When was the last time you shaved?
This morning

3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
Calming customers

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Reading blogs

5. Are you any good at math?
Balanced checkbook

6. Your prom night?
Didn't go

7. Do you have any famous ancestors?
Mayflower passenger

8. Have you had to take a loan out for school?
Fortunately no

9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
Resisting Myspace

10. Last thing received in the mail?
junk mail

11. How many different beverages have you had today?
Only three

12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Of course

13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
John Denver

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Prefer anonymity

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
Deep cleaning

16. What is out your back door?
Best intentions

17. Any plans for Friday night?
Dinner guests

18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
Mostly, yes

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Sadly, yes

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Mais ouis

21. Do you re-use towels after you shower?
Within reason

22. Some things you are excited about?
Sleeping tonight

23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
Prefer dirt

24. Describe your keychain(s)?
Just essentials

25. Where do you keep your change?
Red wallet

26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
Church service

27. What kind of winter coat do you own?
Black pea

28. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
Apparently forgettable

29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Sleep? Sleep?